The Bronx Tao - Home of Keeper of the Scrolls

WHAT A NICE DAY!!!

2012-01-28T14:28:00.001-08:00

Yes it is another

wonderful day!!

Sunshine around

San Francisco Bay!

Mother Nature has

left winter of decay,

weather may be strange

until May.

GOPers are down in Florida

where they belong! Batista

Cubans still hanging in strong!

Redneck state don't know what

is right from wrong, in Miami

only hear Oy Vey Song!

Here in San Francisco I belong,

from here do my swan song!

Going north for Super Bowl,

go out with Michael for Sushi

on a roll.......

Barry McChangky QUACK!

FOG!

2012-01-27T08:02:00.001-08:00

FOG!

WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

Most mornings thick enough

not to see Golden Gate Bridge,

or Twin Peaks gone at ridge.

Get puff when opening fridge

or attitude from cleaning lady

known as Midge!

FOG! Does hide politicians

sitting on a log, given up by

sound of frog. Found in parts

of Ireland where there is bog,

like politicians in system

always tends to clog! NEVER

in fog chase after wild hog!

Listening to politicians is like

getting lost taking a jog in fog!

Birds hugging wires to grab

some morning warming sun.

Sun unlike politicians today

is extremely brilliant like my son..

Barry McChangky QUACK!

JUST AN OLD FASHIONED....

2012-01-26T11:28:00.001-08:00

Just an old fashioned

absurdity, coming right

at you and me!

Just an old fashioned

absurdity, sent by all

powers that be.

Are you ready to rumble?

Or rather be humble?

Living humble means there

is nothing left to earn, guy

in front of you had more

than one turn! All that is

left is what "they" didn't

burn! Just an old fashioned

lesson already learnt by you

and me!

No matter what rules are in

place politicians regularly

break them without fear of

public disgrace! Look at all

knuckleheads in GOP race!

Would you believe Fat man

Newt would be into women

and all that black lace?

Now that's just an old fashioned

absurdity not heard for first time

from me!!!!

HERE A FAT CAT!

THERE A FAT CAT!

EVERYONE WANNA BE

ANOTHER FAT CAT!

OLD GEORGE ORWELL

HAD A FARM! E I E I OH!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

FARE/FAIR......

2012-01-25T08:16:00.001-08:00

ON THE FAIR WAY,

golfers set up their game.

ON THE FARE WAY,

politicians avoid traps

so no one to blame!

ON THE FAIR WAY,

hit ball over trees to foot

of dogleg.

ON THE FARE WAY,

where for you and me

nothing is ever free!

Call it a tax or fee,

politicians got another

piece of you and me!

ON THE FAIR WAY,

golfers are ALWAYS

honest, believe me!

ON THE FARE WAY,

politicians are always

with hand out making

plea but not for you or

for me!

ON THE FAIR WAY,

you don't work there so

YOU MUST PAY!

ON THE FARE WAY,

politicians salary is but

small part of their pay!

Never care when looked

down on with dismay,

Politicians in church on

Sunday to pray to keep

young looks from decay!

ON THE FAIR WAY,

rainy day must keep carts

on walking path.

ON THE FARE WAY,

Politicians don't have to

drive straight path, go off

bridge without stroke penalty

or public wrath!!!!!!

So, do you want your children

to be golfer or politician? If you

answered both, your a knucklehead!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

IT'S SO RIDICULOUS TO.....

2012-01-24T11:08:00.001-08:00

It's so ridiculous to

say you want out.

It's so ridiculous to

shout that all about!

Going to make yours

and take new route,

when in your heart it's

greed your all about!

Where's your clout?

It's so ridiculous to say

your never in doubt.

It's so ridiculous to go

go and flout! From all

good living got the gout!

No longer can take on

three round bout!

Now what's to shout?

It's so ridiculous to be

a tout.

It's so ridiculous to make

life decisions drinking stout!

Her legs are shot no longer

KNOCKOUT! NOW SHOUT!

It is written in The Bronx Tao:

"Those that "get out" are never

further away than a convenient

shout!" ROOM SERVICE!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

FORTY SEVEN OH NINE.....

2012-01-23T11:10:00.001-08:00

Chinese have been around

for long time, long enough

to know my rhyme.

Casual observation or a

chronological backwards

look at time. This is Barry

not a mime, so let me tell

you about the time.......

Forty seven oh nine!

HIT THIS NUMBER TO

HAVE GREAT TIME!

Forty seven oh nine!

Bet it straight and box

without reading between

the lines! Look at moon

for favorable sign!

Hit big enough to RESIGN!

Going to read tea leaves then

check out green tea and lime!

Two billion Chinese can NOT

be wrong about green tea!and

it is Year of the Dragon, 4709!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

AIN'T NO SUNSHINE.....

2012-01-22T09:52:00.001-08:00

AIN'T NO SUNSHINE

in San Francisco today.

In pouring rain game

players will play.

Everyone came by plane,

fans sitting in rain.

Players sliding across field,

mud created by those digging

in refusing to yield!

AIN'T NO SUNSHINE

patriots out today, only real

fans to have their say.

Field will be murky as politics,

why vote for lunatics?

Current political crop are but tics,

vampiring as clock ticks.

Have lie on lips they have a fix!

In traveling bag more tricks!

Politicians always get last licks!

Ain't no sunshine today....

Barry McChangky QUACK!

IT'S DANGEROUS OUT THERE!

2012-01-21T11:30:00.001-08:00

Pulled into Omaha,

must have been half

past six.

Came up from shower

in time to see someone

in bad fix!

"Hey mister DEA man,

why is that man in cuffs?"

Looked at me and said,

"Sir, don't interfere. Man

here is caught with large

crop share!"

Waiting for inbound train

on morning with no sunshine.

Young man crossed the line!

Really doubt if he only gets a

fine, something tells me he

just might do some time!

Don't take that load with you!

Think about what you do!

Losing load is one thing,

doing time is not for you!

Getting caught with stash

is punished with a rash.

Don't take on DEA for

you will not win that clash!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

GOTCH YA!

2012-01-21T01:15:00.001-08:00

Early morning arrival

in Omaha met by DEA.

Next room had young

man with nothing to say.

I came up from shower

to meet government power!

Young man boarded train

in Emeryville on a mission.

Bought ticket for sleeper in

cash an hour before departure.

Going east after harvest sends

up flags to feds that in bags

is Cali Meds! Took him from

train without any delay.

Surrealistic in early morning

darkness at cold Amtrak stop.

Nevada state narcotic cop is

always a Reno stop looking to

raise revenue by reselling your

confiscated crop!!!! Don't let

YOUR next run be a flop!!!

May do time pushing a mop!

Never easy climb to the top....

Barry McChangky QUACK!

MOTHER NATURE.....

2012-01-20T12:02:00.001-08:00

MOTHER NATURE!

Coming down on you!

Coming down on me!

MOTHER NATURE!

Cleaning up planet all

by herself, in hurry so

she is multi tasking!

Here comes rain where

there never is, no snow

where there usually is!

Horrible season for that

Lake Tahoe ski biz!

MOTHER NATURE!

Is after you, after me!

MOTHER NATURE!

Lousy caretakers of

her planet, lucky we all

don't get buried in granite!

More than ever there are

bigger and better typhoons,

Mother Nature getting even

with US buffoons!!!

Leaving her forests and oceans

in pitiful ruin, how much crap

did WE leave on moon?

MOTHER NATURE is tired of

PLAYING HIGH NOON!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

IF YOUR NAME IS...........

2012-01-20T08:01:00.001-08:00

IF YOUR NAME IS RAY,

there is something I must say,

there is a real annoyance

COMING YOUR WAY!!!!!

Chevrolet is back and with

new model on market attack!

We all know if it's about a car

that is new, must be about YOU!

VERRRY SLEEEEK!

NOT FOR THE MEEK!

ALL MUSCLE CAR,

NOT FOR THE WEAK!

IN YOUR FACE!

NO TOUNGE IN CHEEK!

WILL BUY NEW CLOTHES

TO BE NEW CAR OWNER

FREAK!!!!!

IT'S CALLED THE me-RAY!

Hear about "the new Ray?

I hear the new Ray is on display!"

me-RAY! me-RAY!

Is not a new book or play!

New marketing, new product

with high price tag to pay!

Does not come in color of gray!

Arm lean is for notches to prove

how many times caught a lay!

SOME knee room but surely

not enough to pray!!!!

Well Mister RAY O'Sunshine

enjoy this very rainy day! Ha! Ha!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

GIMME DAT OL' TIME....

2012-01-19T15:32:00.001-08:00

GIMME DAT OL'

TIME POLITICS!

Gimme dat ol' time

politics! Good enough

for founding fathers is

good enough for me!

Come meet Brother Newt!

Ain't he a real beaut?

As lobbyist took plenty of loot!

Out there stomping blowing

his horn with flat toot!

Tell me, for him could you root?

GIMME DAT OL'

TIME POLITICS!

Good enough for Washington is

good enough for me!

Come meet Brother Canker Sore in

three piece suit! Cut from same

cloth as Newt and lives for moment

of receiving WALL STREET LOOT!

Not a cantor Eric Canter gets annual

GOLDEN BOOT! For that I root!

GOP again looking for new recruit!

Favorable small minded brute!

Will demand golden parachute!

Must be deaf, dumb and mute!

Slinker like female newt!

Not necessary but may be cute!

Have intimate knowledge of the

Art of Cutting Up Loot!!

It's a rainy day in San Francisco.

Dark in mid afternoon dampness.

How many ask or can say, "Life

is good?.............

Barry McChangky QUACK!

AT LAST!!

2012-01-19T07:11:00.001-08:00

AT LAST!

Ship is moving away

with in sight only a mast.

Following blast ship will

begin to move fast, camera

will send back photo of cast.

AT LAST!

Showing no shame in belief

of not helping fellow man,

when is political parties going

to reveal a plan?

Is Eric Canter a canker sore

or child of a Virginia whore

and Wall Street man?

He is as white bread so white

must be toasted to get a tan.

Bet even "his" mother is not

a fan, member of The Klan?

AT LAST!

What was now has already past.

How long will depression last?

Can't be healed like broken bone

in a cast, winners now will later

NEVER BE LAST!!!!!

New Year's Eve has come and gone,

will it be our last happy blast?

AT LAST!

Darkness broken with first light,

time for herd to get up to be uptight.

Morning chit chat not reporting on

going fight and flight. Knucklehead

politicians taking big bite, are "they"

lucky or are they bright? When needed

never in sight, if your not a banker

your contributions are light. No one to

PICK UP YOUR FIGHT!!!!

When will "99 weekers" FINALLY

get to say, "AT LAST!"

Barry McChangky QUACK!

ONE DEGREE OUT THERE......

2012-01-16T04:24:00.001-08:00

HOW COLD IS IT?

Don't want to use a

out house to take a shit!

Don't want to wait for a

bus with one with wit!

Remember pioneers with

all that grit, ice age was

last time cold was big hit!

No live dead racing today!!

Window clerks over time

Racino would have to pay!

Beautiful red gray sky this

morning I hope will stay,

nice to have natural art that

one does not have to pay!!!

It is ice cold in politics as well,

no genius running that will

ring economic revival bell!

Cold winter in Europe coming

and here as well!!!!!

WHO cares anymore if winning

or losing at bell, money is gone

but guilty have yet been sent to

HELL!!!!!!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

SUNNY SUNDAY MORNING....

2012-01-15T09:12:00.001-08:00

Sunday is sunny but cold as hell!
Can't figure out why I answered
morning bell, but felt need to write.
Missed breakfast and need a bite,
go to track well fed and not be up
tight.

No live dead racing from Monty
on this Monday, overtime is not
what track likes to pay. Cozy where
I stay, not too much noise from
those that pray. Life is good I must say!

Usual winter crowd small but there,
some hungry enough to eat good old
Bambi or Smokey the Bear! Some are
out hunting Gentle Ben or a deer!
In everyone heart is economic fear
but put bets down like next beer!
Some never like to hear next guy cheer.
Under breath lives the jeer. One is so tough
or dumb to stand in front of golfer who is
TEEING OFF? FOOOOOOOOUR!
Absolute dumbness is something I can not
ignore!!!!

So how is new year treating you?
Are you one of few chosen not to be blue
or are you just whistling please don't let
be the next one "they" screw!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

I WAS JUST ASKED....

2012-01-14T04:53:00.001-08:00

Dark cold morning with arrival

of The Beast to the north east!

Super 8 well heated room with

Italian food delivery to feast.

Having morning coffee down

at the office and was asked;

"What is that Love Shack logo

on your sweatshirt back?"

Replied it is a medicinal cannabis

retail pharmacy in San Francisco.

I used to frequent for many years

but found another co-op with better

prices and DELIVERY!!!!!!! Like

being in New Yawk!

Another asked what was best "thing"

to happen to me there and without

any difficulty replied, "met a very

honest gent named Ray O'Sunshine!"

There will be no sunshine this day in

mountains or Monticello, but took this

time to say hello.........

Barry McChangky QUACK!

LOOK AT LIFE...............

2012-01-13T05:02:00.001-08:00

Light snow falling on mountain top,

covering fields for next seasons crop.

No one shopping until they drop,

economy in Monticello remains a flop.

Big cities near by short plane hop to

where all just love to shop!

Drive Yellow Cab or retail with mop,

little stores of mom and pop. Hope is

in far not near future, need more help

than just band aid or suture! It may be

time to look at life from all sides now,

no longer living in world of man tied

to horse with a plow! Have to have

movement that works before taking bow,

everyone has mandatory reading daily

of The Bronx Tao! Too many want to

be but a sow, do all parties need back

hand of Uncle Joe and Chairman Mao?

Why do so few have so much and rest

so little while congress goes to fiddle?

Why is middle class no longer in middle?

Why take more than one needs........

Looking at life the way it is now, time for

all to step back, on politicians "We, the

People" need to go on attack! Government

needs to help by getting off poor man's back!

Rich and business no longer need slack, time

for them to give back as we look at life from

all sides now..........

Light snow falling with mixed rain, another

winter day bringing more pain. Beware of

smartest guy in room who has back slapping

friends but no brain!

It is written in scrolls of The Bronx Tao:

It is an ongoing lie to not participate in vote

is too waste that vote! Two party system is all

"they" wrote! No longer can trust blackness

of the judges coat! Fascist supreme court is

ready to get on get out of town boat, know

they have screwed up the idea to vote!"

Barry McChangky QUACK!

IN THE MOUNTAINS....

2012-01-12T05:27:00.001-08:00

Here I am! At The Super 8!
Amazing to be here at this late date!
Did not see hook as I took bait,
but to take chance is my fate!
Light slushy snow falling at medium
rate, getting warmer and that is great!
Will be muddy at track at this rate,
that is also condition of national state!
GOPers are a joke with this slate but
knucklehead DEMs are on time with
excuse but always fail to follow up
with action after debate!

It is written in The Bronx Tao: "It is an
old lie to not vote for major party is a waste.
It has been effective to keep third party away!
However one can write in The None of the Above
Party! Do election over until we get it right!!!!"
Time to get rid of politics of spite!!"

Barry McChangky QUACK!

ANOTHER GOOD DAY....

2012-01-06T17:31:00.001-08:00

Another good

day for me,

mild day beginning

of winter with sun

all of the day....

Getting ready to motor

to far side of Alice,

stay at usual Super 8

palace. Nat and family

from far away Patel

still has no desk bell!

Caramels, carrot cake

and watch for bald eagles

and snow flakes......

Barry McChangky QUACK!

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GOING EAST, BABY!

2012-01-05T16:38:00.001-08:00

Made up my mind

will go back east,

feel tough enough to

take on The Beast!

Will have Italian and

Chinese feast! Check

out The Nugget at least.

Yeah, I'm going East!

Monticello has racetrack!

Monticello has trailer park!

Monticello has Super Eight!

Who could ask for anything

more?

Cool afternoon with ice cold

night, walking distance if I

want to go get a bite! Sure to

have magic caramels, so who

could ask for anything more?

Journey goes on for sure as

many waste time looking for

more! Why do many turn cheek

just to ignore, don't even bother

to hold open the door? Will you

cry when Alice is found dead on

floor??????????

Barry McChangky QUACK!

WAITING FOR ALICE.......

2012-01-04T03:22:00.001-08:00

Tried to stay up late

to find out GOP fate,

they didn't let me down

showing no one to be

first rate! One knucklehead

after another eating and

taking each other's bait,

then left hall to go home

to cuddle up and wait!

Four already packed up

political crate and headed

for gate and no wonder

Alice arrived too late!

Politicians are looking for

another mate!

Obama-mama must be

feeling great knowing GOP

will come up short and late!

Can you remember when our

Alice was noted as first rate?

It was long ago before all of

this current hate, in yours but

not my state!

You wake up this morning with

feeling one should be mourning,

day at cemetery is not for your

enjoying! "I got mine and you

can not have yours" is what is

DESTROYING our nation!

Always looking for "me" to

improve my situation with no

help for or from your station!

If your waiting for Alice to

invite you to palace better put

down that can of malice!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

WHAT A SWEET DAY.....

2012-01-03T15:52:00.001-08:00

Rainy season without rain,

by next summer get to pain.

That there "may" be shortage

will drive some insane.

Today in San Francisco is

one sweet day, sunshine on

all sides of the bay........

Beast of the east is about to

head south from Canada to

New Yawk, have to look to

find rabbit chased by hawk.

In New Yawk it is funny

how "they" talk, but know

how to walk that walk......

Quiet here today.

Moment on journey

when some would

stop to pray but I go

on to play knowing

it is never good in

shade of gray.........

Time to go back to

not making up mind

to go or should I stay!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

HAVE YOU HAD.....

2012-01-02T08:49:00.001-08:00

Have you had

enough nuff nuff?

Tired of politicians

scaring us all with

bluff bluff bluff?

Why do politicians turn

into idiots when speaking

off cuff, cuff cuff?

When was last time you

were impressed by any

politician strutting their

stuff stuff stuff?

Is there San Francisco

candidate ready with a

total buff buff buff?

Why do hard questions get

answers that are only

fluff fluff fluff?

I like my candidate to be

gruff gruff gruff who goes

into late rounds still very

tough tough tough!

Smack candidate or two to

show how rough rough rough!

DON'T LET PICTURE OUT

SHOWING YOU DOING THE

MUFF MUFF MUFF!

Worse than Wiener being caught

strutting his stuff stuff stuff!

Don't know about you but I have

had enough nuff nuff !!!!!!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

HAPPY NEW YEARS?

2012-01-01T14:43:00.001-08:00

It is written in the

scrolls of The Bronx Tao:

"Those that lead with

their head will be known

as The Bayonne Bleeder!"

Barry McChangky QUACK!

ACTION!!!

2011-12-30T09:34:00.001-08:00

ACTION!

Is what I need!

ACTION!

Heads me towards

Mic's satisfaction!

ACTION!

Want a load not just

a fraction!

Riding in an Amtrak car

that will take me far.

Have a caramel and head

for car with a bar.

Outside there may be rain,

inside feeling no pain!

Traveling across Alice's amber

waves of grain with thoughts of

action raging in the brain!!!!

I MISS MY ACTION!

GETTING HOPELESSNESS

REACTION! WILL I FIND

SATISFACTION? WELLLL

YEAAAAAAAAH!

Should I go north before east

or check out to see if there is

coming beast? or take route

that costs the least? good food

but far from a feast!

Love The Empire Builder....

Name just challenges senses....

Barry McChangky QUACK!

GOIN' TO NEW YORK,,,,

2011-12-29T15:43:00.001-08:00

GOIN' TO NEW YAWK!

Baby you wanna go?

Stopping at Monticello,

decide there where to go.

Goin' to racetrack to pick

speed and watch the flow,

with smell of stables to

help bank roll grow.

If you don't go by past

performances what do you

really know? Some drive

to win others to show.

Will be colder than here but

hope for no snow!!!! That is

when it makes difference which

way wind will blow!!!!!!

Goin' to take Amtrak to talk to

my fellow citizens. Like to hear

what they know, lousy economy

is still a great blow! Looking

for direction but don't have any

idea where to go........

I'm goin' to New Yawk! Baby

please do you want to go?

Have sleeper on Amtrak and

that is way to go!!!!!!!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

CHIT CHAT..........

2011-12-29T08:31:00.001-08:00

CHIT CHAT!

It's morning news,

put smiley face on

depression blues.

Wonder from where

do they get their cues?

From a pool hall or

someone else who knows

nothing about the news?

CHIT CHAT!

Fog pushing into Mission

while bridges are covered.

New year's eve will you be

with your beloved? or is

love an inconvenience in life?

CHIT CHAT!

Last year is in, do numbers

show you got fat? Did boss

with bonus on your back

give a pat? Do you carry

around pet dog or cat?

Will you ever sit where your

last boss sat?DO YOU KNOW

WHAT THE HELL ANYTHING

IS ABOUT? Don't look now but

fog horn from ship leaving NOT

coming about!!!!

CHIT CHAT!

Going to Seattle going to have

some fun, see family and get to

hang with my son? Do breakfast

called Dem Sum! and let my guy

pay whole sum!

CHIT CHAT!

It is written in The Bronx Tao,

"Let rising sun be your guide.

Go east young man........."

Barry McChangky QUACK!

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A CHANUKKAH STORY.....

2011-12-27T06:53:00.001-08:00

Came back to me while

being bombarded with

Christians at Christmas

time proving "we" live

in a Christian world.

I was about eight years

old when survivors of

concentration camps began

to arrive in the south Bronx

from eastern Europe.

One very tall gentleman with

saddest eyes I ever saw and

longest face with chin down

to his chest. I asked him, "why

are you so sad?" He took in a

deep breath of South Bronx air

and replied, "where I come from

and have been the only expectation

one could be sure of is that life

will get worse." I asked, "don't

you believe in hope?" "HOPE?

That is the sugar plum dancing

in the head while having vision

of what it is to be LUCKY!"

HOPE and EXPECTATION

should be under investigation!

My only expectation is to go to

Monticello to pick a winner....

and continue life of sinner...

Barry McChangky QUACK!

QUARTER MOON TONIGHT...

2011-12-26T18:28:00.001-08:00

Looking out from

living room window

at quarter moon,

darkness of back drop

hiding what may be

coming soon.

Politicians playing "US"

into economic ruin, there

is no solution coming soon!

Look out for Ron Paul who

wants to take Alice small,

yet wants you spending at

your local mall. Imagine

Paul at inaugural ball!

Check out how small in

the stall and know why

wife is queen of annual

ALUM BALL! Look at

his kids and did seed fall

far from idea of small?

There is a quarter moon

out tonight, just enough

to hide urban blight.

Enough darkness to call

to one's inner fright, will

mugger come out for bite?

There is quarter moon out

tonight........

Barry McChangky QUACK!

EARLY DARKNESS.......

2011-12-26T17:29:00.001-08:00

Early darkness is here,

Christmas cheer over.

Cold and dampness of

winter is here for now.

Farmer has removed

from field the plow,

inside all winter will be

cows...........

Early darkness of winter

just metaphor of coming

presidential election, yes

another chance at selection!

Get to choose knucklehead

or choose rejection with vote

for None of the Above Party!

Then return home to party

hardy!!!!

Globalization has busted up

Alice's nationalization, like

Bumpy Johnson said, "Now

no one is in charge!!!!!"

Barry McChangky QUACK!

....SNOW ON THE ROOF!

2011-12-24T09:22:00.001-08:00

Woke this morning

to find snow on my

neighbors roof, step

out doors to get proof.

Freeze to my knees

say it was no goof.

Like Black Swan it

is a thing unexpected!

But should be respected!

Congress threw The People

for Christmas a small bone!

Long way to elections so only

hear a low moan without hint

of really angry tone. It came

unexpected like finding in

San Francisco snow on your

neighbors roof........

Two thousand twelve about

to be in our face, economic

uncertainty is a disgrace!!!!

Can't plan for two months

forward or make yearly case!

This holiday enjoy underwear

with silky black lace for next

year we all may fall on our face!

Politicians ONLY care about

"their base!"

It is December in San Francisco,

there is snow on my neighbors

roof..........

Barry McChangky QUACK!

DRINKING MILK......

2011-12-24T03:05:00.001-08:00

Life is looked at

from one side now,

eating bread of grain

but don't know how

to plow. Give correct

answer get pat on back

and called out for a bow!

Your drinking milk but

never milked a cow.......

Sun still rises in east,

where winter comes as

a beast during holiday

season when we feast.

No longer own a home,

it has not been sold but

only leased. No help

from prayer by priest!

Your still drinking milk

but never milked a cow....

Made it all way up to the

BIG TIME! Now use no

lemon but only lime.

Made fortune on land

without committing crime?

Can't be true because you

are doing time! Like Madoff

no longer have a dime, now

silent as a mime. Wrote poetry

by stealing my rhyme which is

drinking milk without milking

a cow...........

Time for Alice's kids to look at

life from all sides now, what

will you do for milk if having to

milk YOUR OWN WELL FED

AND MAINTAINED COW????

Things don't get done some how!

Don't need kind of stimulation

given by Chairman Mao or another

bowl of Shrimp Kung Pao! WHAT

we need to learn is how or what is

put in front of you is chow.........

What lesson could be learned from

drinking milk and never milked a

cow?

Barry McChangky QUACK!

WAS DA NUMBER?

2011-12-23T07:31:00.001-08:00

Everyone plays a game!

Always some where to

put the blame!

Putting up "numbers"

gets you to hall of fame!

Just having numbers of

good looking dame!

When your "winning"

are hot as red flame,

when losing on front

right went lame!

Winning and losing

are all the same, idea

is to stay in game!!!!

Get caught cheating

live life of shame, will

send ya back from where

ya came! So what's da

NUMBER?

Someone yelled while ya

were learning to rumba?

WAS DA NUMBER?

Missed by one, a bummer!

THE BOARD under twelve

thousand is also bummer!

Price of food going up to

include cucumber!

GOPers cried over two

percent for two months

for the people but as GOP

boss said, "fought the good

fight!" Time to turn out

The Boehner Light! His

number is so low it is really

OUT OF SIGHT!!!!!

but is still running game.....

Backed by Eric Canker-sore,

useless as teats on male bore!

When it comes Wall Street

they get on boat and leave

Alice waving on shore....

REALLY! Is it not all about

THE TAKE?

Daily numbers, Sunday church

collection, MEGA LOTTO!

ALL are offering a wish for

YOUR HARD EARNED

MONEY!!!!!! HOPE there

is a punch line to this that is

really funny...........

Barry McChangky QUACK!

HOLIDAY WISH?

2011-12-22T07:53:00.001-08:00

FOR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

I ONLY WISH THAT MANKIND

WILL LEARN TO REASON!!!

It is season of the witch because

for many winter will be a cold

son of a bitch!!! BLIZZARD

in New Mexico leaving drivers

in a ditch! Was it just weather,

driving ability or a snitch?

Never accept obvious answer

for there may be a hitch! OR

in current world a glitch!

Want to make holiday wish?

Better off going to favorite

restaurant for favorite dish!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

NEWS CAME LAST NIGHT.....

2011-12-20T07:30:00.001-08:00

OH WHAT A NIGHT!

News went out last night!

The Boss dead and youngest

son is new drummer!

Million man army on the move,

new little guy has something

to prove? Will he stay in step or

find his own groove? On south

will he make a move?

NEWS CAME LAST NIGHT!

GOPers and DEMs still in fight!

EVERYONE has been told that

Eric Canker-sore ain't too bright!

For leader is awfully light!

At birth Wall Street whore took

FIRST BITE! Life in our land of

ALICE is worth the fight, time to

move politicians out of sight!

Don't know who is wrong or

who is right but Statue of Liberty

torch no longer in sight.........

Tuesday with sun rising in front

of last night's one third moon.

Holiday is in air along side so

much despair! I take care of all

others through out each year!

Even send season greeting's to

Smokey the Bear! So here I am

sitting in writing chair..........

Barry McChangky QUACK!

FORTY FIVE YEARS AGO......

2011-12-19T07:31:00.001-08:00

It was forty five years

ago today, to reenlisting

I said nay. It was not

about low pay or how

death may arrive today.

Two fourteen in hand,

but there was no band!

Political opinions all

through Alice's land,

everyone on tongue had

their personal demand!

Time does not heal old

wounds, don't care how

many moons. Alice is

still divided today and

so many don't don't

know why and rather

just pray! Others out in

street for shelter and a

honorable days pay!

All that has changed is

many more are broke!

"We, the People" taken

by bankers, Paulson and

Bush Family comedy is

really a joke!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

WHO COULD ASK FOR......

2011-12-18T11:02:00.001-08:00

I MADE BROWNIES!

Made bodacious brownies!

I MADE BROWNIES!

Who could ask for anything

more?

Under ugly Sunday sky,

wanted to make day pass by.

Had no eatables so made

fresh supply. Kind of stuff

will keep me happy till I die!

Who could ask for anything more?

Today got no sunshine,

yet I feel fine! Wrote this

poem to send out a line!

Life is good! No car to

irritate me when looking

under the hood!

Taking it easy is better way

is clearly understood!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

A LA O'SUNSHINE.........

2011-12-17T16:16:00.001-08:00

Big Friday night on

my calendar, dinner

this night with O'Sunshine.

But Ray O'Sunshine who

is good friend of mine went

out on ocean and got way too

much motion! Looking at

that very pale face I knew it

would be disgrace to make

Ray go out this night.

Music, conversation, wine

Escape From New York Pizza!

With sausage under the cheese.

Just way I like it please......

After enjoyable evening with

Ray O'Sunshine was offered

part of that day's catch! Ray

gave flits of rock cod batch.

To fresh fish there is no match!

Today took out organic bread

crumbs, organic butter, organic

eggs with no lady to be able to

look her legs!

Dry hot pepper, garlic and pinch

of salt hold the malt all into the

bread crumbs. Very hot butter in

the pan and three minutes on

each side then topped with egg

bread crumb sauce!!!!!!!

YUMMY! YUMMY! YUMMY!

with wine so fine at eleven a.m.!

"Rock Cod a la O'Sunshine!"

Coming to better restaurants near

you!!!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

WHY DO POLICE GET.......

2011-12-17T07:40:00.001-08:00

Why do local, state and

federal police get paid

better than soldiers?

Time to put FELLOW

Americans on THE SPOT!

Serving far away and

out of our sight, no one

knows until tomorrow

what happened to them

last night. COP DOWN

is put on television and

immediately in our sight!

Neighbors dog out of your

child took a bite, police

are on way to break up

neighborhood fight!

Police benefits and pay

are far from light, while

children of soldiers back

here in land of Alice may

NOT AFFORD TO EAT

EVERY NIGHT!

"We, the People" wanted

and got "new privatized

army" and did the good

old "forget you a lot!"

Family of servicemen and

women left home to live

BELOW POVERTY LEVEL!

You ask if I am on the level?

Soldiers are payed on third of

police salaries anywhere,

every day and night must be

alert and aware! They are not

sent to find hiding in tree

Smokey the Bear! So if you

really do care why not pay for

better life EQUAL to police,

firemen and other civil service

workers? Sounds like same old

tune: IT COSTS TOO MUCH!

It will worry "us" to death!

IT COSTS TOO MUCH!

Say it loud not under breath!

IT COSTS TOO MUCH!

YES! PART OF JOB IS ALL

ABOUT THEIR DEATH!!!

Police are sooo close to home

where bad guys and outlaws

love to roam! PROTECTION!

FIRST AT HOME!!!!

Saturday morning with lovely

rising of the sun, good day for

Bell Tower and pork on a bun!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

TRAVELIN' BAG.......

2011-12-16T08:23:00.001-08:00

Woke this morning to

put away Travelen' Bag,

front and center showing

McChangky flag!

Blue and not too big or

expensive on which to brag.

Good to have around if one

finds themselves with a nag,

right on handle is my tag!

Lots of miles on this good

old Travelin' Bag.

To see it in closet does make

me kind of sad, but winter is

here and that is bad. BUT I

live in San Francisco so how

can I ever be sad or mad?

Winter here is too mild to wear

The Plaid, which not having to

look at but rather "new fad!"

It's real sunny Friday morning

and glad to be home, but know

PTSD will make one roam.

Like The Desperado riding barb

wire fences all alone! Not waiting

to be thrown a bone, never will

own cell phone! There is no glory

or fun when using a drone.....

Good night but not good bye my

Travelin' Bag for spring will again

spring and birds will chirp while

McChangky sings.......

Barry McChangky QUACK!

LIFE COULD BE BETTER.....

2011-12-15T23:43:00.001-08:00

Time for elected officials

to look at all sides now,

do right thing for opprotunity

to be called out for a bow!

Work hard for "The People"

until you have to wipe brow,

take time from day and think

of Ginsberg and "Howl!"

Why is it required for GOPers

to have large jowls? Mother

Earth don't want their bowels!

Why is Eric Cantor doing imitation

of mass murderer Chairman Mao?

At Eric's birth all cringed but no

one went "oh wow!" Canker sore

for a face that is, "right now!"

Mother never knew what end to

feed his chow, not a cow but a sow!

Found way to Virgina's voters

some how, has only worked for

Wall Street up to now! Send Eric

out to field with horse and plow!

Or better to Siberia to do morning

snow removal plow! This is one

knucklehead who will never look

at life from all sides now.....

Barry McChangky QUACK!

I'M ON MY WAY.....

2011-12-15T10:13:00.001-08:00

I'm on my way, know

where I am going.

Going to fly with no

train tracks or rowing.

Had good time and made

few dollars!

Coming from Seattle with

sleeper on Amtrak, but in a

little hurry so will fly back.

Hung with good people who

give no flack, met a lady who

dragged and had way with me

in her sack! Was pure gentleman

but in end had to pack!

Light rain and dreary today!

So I am on my way with plenty

when I get home to say.......

Barry McChangky QUACK!

SUN IN MY EYES..........

2011-12-14T04:59:00.001-08:00

It is Wednesday morning with

sun in all it's glory! Had great

day yesterday at Monti racetrack!

Started out ahead and never had

to look back! Good day today and

will be bringing it home in a sack!

Was in good mood when I awoke

then heard so many are broke.

Then Eric Canker-sore thought it all

was one political joke! Like in good

old days of Sleepy Hollow put good

old Eric Canker-sore in center of town

YOKE!!!! LET ALL VOTERS PASS

BY AND GIVE GOOD POKE!

Eric! Eric Canker-sore!

Child of Wall Street and Virgina whore!

At birth looked at Eric and VOWED!

We will have kids NO MORE!

Rotten son of a bitch to the core, of those

in need Eric Canker-sore closed a door!

Wife keeps triple ply Trojan rubbers in

her private draw, realized in Eric there

is major human flaw! Would like to see

bald eagle rip Eric with fast moving

and ripping claw, what else may I wish

and stay within the law? Is that REALLY

Eric Canker-sore's face or a dogs paw?

ME? I'm going to track to try for more!!!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

GOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING!

2011-12-13T06:17:00.001-08:00

Woke up this morning with

sun straight up in window,

in room next to young widow!

Arrived on Sunday evening at

Monticello just for short stay....

On the Amtrak met car attendant

for front cover of coming calendar,

"The Women of Amtrak!"

Of course no truth but liked way

I advanced my attack! Kind of

lady I will always go back.......

So far winning after first day

back at track, seems I came back

right on track! Horse touted from

watching at home WON!!!!

Community Spirit down the stretch!

So I'm back in town!

Some with smile glad to see me

Back in town!

Waitresses and cab drivers know

with "tip" I am no clown!

Walking around with smile on

my face for LIFE IS GOOD

and that is no disgrace.......

Barry McChangky QUACK!

DON'T GIVE ME.....

2011-12-06T13:37:00.001-08:00

Oh, don't give me Newt

for I don't care, oh don't

send in Newt treated his

family quite unfair!

Oh don't even think of Newt

who is a dried up mare!

Flamboyant ways leads to

more despair!

Oh don't give me more of the same!

Don't give me meaningless unknowns

from parts unknown who don't know

how to laugh but only moan!

Everything Alice has is now on loan,

Dollar Store and Rent-a-Center only

industries that have grown! Looks

like Fred and Barney were better off

with home grown stone!

Tonight I am going north and will

turn right to go east! Will try to beat

the winter beast! On Chinese and of

course Italian food will feast!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

NEW DRUMMER!

2011-12-05T04:33:00.001-08:00

HERE WE ARE!

Dancing to beat

of new drummer,

are "We. the People"

getting dumber?

Or since 2008 are

just getting numb?

No longer dancing in

your head are visions

of the sugar plum!

Living like an extended

family yet call returning

child a bum! You would

be nicer to a chum!

HERE WE ARE!

Name of new drummer

could be NEWT!

Boy oh boy is he a beaut!

For top job hard to find is

right recruit, one that can

lie while playing flute!

Over weight Newt could

not run away with our loot!

Caine and McCain have

become very moot! Mitt too

busy looking down snoot!

For Grand Old Party how

can one root, led by guy who

was given the boot?

Barry McChangky QUACK!

I HAVE A..........

2011-12-04T12:19:00.001-08:00

I have a question that

is currently on my mind.

What is relationship if any

between luck and intuition?

What part of all this will turn

out to be superstition? WHAT

and I'm sure the Buddhists

have to say about this? Do two

issues converge "somewhere"

on one's journey? Only have

now until laid out on gurney!

Wonderful Sunday around

San Francisco bay. Getting

ready to go away, I will be

back for winter east I won't

stay!!!!!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

C'MON ALICE....

2011-12-03T12:43:00.001-08:00

C'mon Alice

don't hesitate,

baby boomer always

get started late.

Why leave economic

fate up to fate, Alice

not seen as first rate!

Politicians off to elections

have put economy in the

"get to later" crate!

You got a nice white diploma

at graduation, but no job or

opprotunity! Look at student

loans and what is going to be?

Never got you ready for this

New Order or even me!

Go for "job" to get third degree,

interviewer puts hand on your

knee! What ever happened to

guy from Alabama with banjo

on his knee? Looked around at

"new way" of "doing things"

and did only reasonable thing,

FLEE!!!!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

LIFE IS GOOD........

2011-12-03T02:41:00.001-08:00

LIFE IS GOOD!

By me perfectly understood!

Is age old question of is it

better to be smart, lucky or

puritanically good?

LIFE IS GOOD!

Yesterday touted five eight four,

hoping it would open vacation

door! Going around Alice on a

mini tour. Bet the 584 in daily

and evening with no luck! BUT!

Decided to bet pick four box by

adding zero. Wanted to bet 0584,

one dollar box hold the lox!

I filled in 0586 instead and got

to WIN LOAF OF BREAD!

0586, one dollar BOX pays $212!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAh BABY!

SOO! So brainiac! What will it be?

Want to be broke genius or just be

LUCKY with loot in pocket? Third

answer is why be good when only

the good die young?

Barry McChangky QUACK!

OH, FIVE EIGHTY FOUR.......

2011-12-02T09:09:00.001-08:00

Was looking for number

to open vacation door,

some thing in front of me

easy to ignore.

Saw Danny Boone on T V

and thought of folklore,

put on DVD of series from

The 50's called Superman!

Guy who grows up to do

everything GOOD that he can!

One day Ma and Pa Kent are

running around in family car,

when rocket lands in field that

is not too far! Drives over to

crash sight and finds child alive!

One that will grow up to thrive!

What was license plate number

of first car ride for Superman

when he did arrive? Well it was

FIVE EIGHTY FOUR!

OH, FIVE EIGHTY FOUR!

Will this number be lucky for me?

More miles to travel for this B!

Just living to see what I can see

is very all right with me!!!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

FRIDAY MORNING.......

2011-12-02T08:15:00.001-08:00

Friday morning has arrived,

another PTSD night survived!

Tossing, turning all night,

due to early life fright!

In nightmare Charley has ME

in HIS sight, already to take bite!

Heard this morning Coke takes

white can off shelf, wanted to

help bi-polar bears but did not

raise enough to save an elf!

Going north next week, see if

Seattle pot is strong or weak.

Life is good and feel like I'm

on a streak, time for Earth to

be inherited by the meek!

Politicians are screwing up

"OUR" economy as we speak,

Wall Street got 'em in her beak!

Thought you climbed to peak,

when economy sprung leak!

"EVERYTHING WE OWN"

IS WHAT WALL STREET

WILL SEEK!"

Going next week to see Alice

from the tracks until I hit

Monticello and "THAT" track!

Win or lose I will be back, bring

home enough not to eat Big Mac!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

OCCUPY YOUR MIND......

2011-11-30T02:27:00.001-08:00

Occupy your mind, baby.

Occupy your mind.

How long will you live

being blind, how many

steps out of way not to be kind?

Occupy your mind, baby.

Occupy your mind.

Take look inwards and what do

you find? That you have been

living out same old grind!

Doing okay but thinking you

have fallen behind, looking

down career road that's mined!

Occupy your mind and one may

find there is no magic sign!!!!!

OCCUPY YOUR MIND, BABY!

Occupy your mind.

Being honest with oneself leaves

no room for maybe!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

EARLY MORNING FOG.......

2011-11-29T07:25:00.001-08:00

Sound of ship's fog horn

bellowing across bay,

looks to be foggy day.

Up early for morning news,

just teleprompter readers

without any clues. Lots of

chitter chatter with laughs

appearing without matter.

This morning "they" served

Caines head on a platter.

Another candidate about to

shatter, send up next batter!

Meaningless pronouncements

full of meaningless data, all

they do is ask what is the matter?

So many going hungry while

others keep getting fatter!

It is clear to all by now that "we"

bought a milk-less cow, no action

from congress for "year" while

next election begins now!!!!

If you are rich, that is good news.

If not it is "another" year of us

singing the economic blues.....

Barry McChangky QUACK!

FOG EVERYWHERE....

2011-11-27T09:17:00.001-08:00

Woke up this morning

found fog everywhere,

from all directions it

continues to appear.

Did my morning shower

thing and had coffee not

a beer. Put on Sunday

morning news and sure

found nothing about to

cheer. Now I find the

real fog is here........

Wonderfully diverse

social media types, all

well informed with good

for their cause hypes.

Talked of coming election

and how poor the selection,

maybe Alice is going in the

wrong direction? Morning

news is about politically

correct erection with no

idea about candidate selection!

It really comes down to this:

"Is it to be a character or

to have character?" That is

MY question......

It is written in The Bronx Tao:

"Remove the polish and all can

clearly see the veneer!"

Barry McChangky QUACK!

NOT A WORD OF OCCUPY!

YEEEEEEEAH! BLACK FRIDAY!

2011-11-26T07:50:00.001-08:00

Oh it's so easy

to be greedy,

it's so easy to look

other way when

seeing the needy!

Alice's kids playing out

characters from Walter Mitty,

baby boomers for themselves

will have plenty of pity!

Acting out gangster behavior

as if they are Frank Nitti!

Making holiday season for

others pretty shitty!

Toss in couple of politicians

who "think" they are witty!

Take night off at Bell Tower

with steak, beer and cute as

hell little bitty!

Think your metropolitan

because you live in a city,

Black Friday found out your

neighbors are capable of

killing your little kitty!!!!

Oh it so easy to look other way,

I'm just being straight forward

The Bronx Tao way!!!

Want better life but have bought

in and think you belong so have

decided to stay! LOOK in your

mirror and tell yourself NAY!

With rest of my life refuse to pay!

You may zig zag around decay,

BUT YOU ONLY GET ONE

lIFE TO USE FOR PAY!!!!!

Let us ALL join in to where

OCCUPY has brought us, or

sooner rather than later "THEY"

will throw you under the bus.....

Barry McChangky QUACK!

HERE COMES.......

2011-11-25T06:54:00.001-08:00

HERE COMES CHRISTMAS!

Will OCCUPY still be here?

Here comes Christmas!

Have you figured out OCCUPY

is NOT the one to fear?

Holidays on way and time to

fill up on beer and cheer!

Will your life be one of starry

eyed about to be crushed deer?

When was last time for another

you put it in high gear?

ALICE IS CRYING! WON'T

OR CAN'T HEAR?

"WE" owe more to life than

standing on sideline with ready

cheer or jeer! Life is not about

POLLS! Do you feel better to be

part of the majority or member

of tyranny of the minority?

Poles are great for skiing!

Poles were born to be beat up

by Germans and Russians!

BUT! Here comes Christmas!

Here comes Christmas!

Who this year did you dis?

Here comes Christmas!

Who is gone that you miss......

Barry McChangky QUACK!

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2011-11-24T15:24:00.001-08:00

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WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

Bunch of disgruntled men

from local police team SWAT!

Chasing celebrities down street

flashing away without saying,

"You know what...."

Paparazzi down to core is made

of mostly rot, sudden sneeze will

find brains among the snot!

JFK's forty eighth anniversary

went by like it happened NOT!

Time to put MEDIA on the spot!

Doing duty of fourth estate might

put "THEM" on the spot!

Why would"THEY" make waves

now that they got what they got?

When did snapping photos of

"entertainers" become Alice's

number one sport??????

Barry McChangky QUACK!

ON THIS THANKSGIVING,,,

2011-11-24T03:28:00.001-08:00

On this Thanksgiving Day

while over eating and making

Yummy, yummy, yummy

in your tummy, tummy, tummy

world is still on fire!

Right next door things are dire!

Will you invite poor relatives to

yummy, yummy, yummy in the

tummy, tummy, tummy? or hide

them away like a mummy?

Turkey dry and corn bread crumby?

So you fill up on sweet potato pie

to get yummy, yummy, yummy in

your tummy, tummy, tummy!

To do less would make you a dummy!

While holiday preparations go on out

in street is OCCUPY!

Some sunshine patriots with others

READY TO DIE! This is about some

sharing of Alice's pumpkin pie!

Time to end supply and demand and

DEMAND SOME SUPPLY!

While enjoying yummy, yummy, yummy

in your tummy, tummy, tummy it is

good to remember ancient saying

found in The Bronx Tao,"Delay is

most despicable part of denial!"

Current leadership needs lesson on

that subject........

Barry McChangky QUACK!

DR. PHIL......

2011-11-23T10:18:00.001-08:00

OH DOCTOR PHIL!

To watch you I needed

prescribed pill! YOUR

patients and audience

would give Genghis Khan

middle of night chill!

OH DOCTOR PHIL!

Do you know mountain

from a hill, you know one

with Jack and Jill!

OH DOCTOR PHIL!

One got hand caught in till,

find out was only a shill!

Other did not show but sent

a bill, afraid of losing job at

stone quarry mill!

OH DOCTOR PHIL!

Do you live or teach free will?

Does it depend on who is footing

the bill? Met myriad knuckleheads

but yet not had your fill! Would

you bring on someone who really

enjoys to kill? Coming soon is

depressed whale not eating enough

krill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

DID I GO BACK?

2011-11-23T09:21:00.001-08:00

Woke up from or

maybe in a dream.

Things are not always

as they seem.

Turned around and was

man eating ice cream.

Asked of him where are

we now. Tipping hat said

"we be in South Bronx and

it is five a.m. time to milk

some cow." Caught in a

Twilight Zone episode or

in The Bronx Tao! All I

could do was yell out "wow!"

Looked around for where I

came from and up stepped

newest neighborhood bum.

"When white folk left people

from parts unknown came.

After that nothing again was

ever the same! Look around

TODAY and tell me things are

not the same!"

Knew he was right when asked

"if I got some spare change..."

It's Wednesday morning and

garbage men have been here,

looking forward to day and

have some wine with a dear!

Like all today only loss of

CONVIENCE causes fear!

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving

and hope for you good cheer!

It is written in The Bronx Tao

"those who live to enjoy life will

enjoy washing Thanksgiving dishes!"

Barry McChangky QUACK!

CUZ MAX...........

2011-11-23T07:11:00.001-08:00

I got a cuz and

Max is his name.

Can't do subtraction

but love him just the same.

Retard math gave me MEGA,

but before that nothing came!

FOR THIS on Max don't put

blame, world going around

just the same. I got a cuz and

Max is his name......

Alice's economics is a shame,

congress people running for

HALL OF SHAME!

All getting pay checks just

the same, why are Alice's kids

being sooooooo tame?

Workers working like horses

in for a claim, going to run if

sound or lame! When machine

breaks down why bother to blame,

your out of business just the same!

Work ethic has gone down

the drain, all want convience

without any pain! Here comes

THANKSGIVING DAY!

Who will invite family and friends,

only few can afford to pay!

Not going to islands this year, at

home most will stay! Next meal may

be Bambi or Smokey the Bear!

On new year's day will any cheer??????

Barry McChangky QUACK!

OH WHAT A DAY..........

2011-11-22T16:59:00.001-08:00

OH WHAT A DAY!

Way back in 1963,

was a kid running free.

Getting no where on my

high school degree, when

something terrible happened

to YOU AND ME! Please

say you know what I mean

about this date in 1963!!!!

OH WHAT A DAY!

John F. Kennedy they did slay!

Honest answers kept at bay, told

bad guys would not get away!

Explanation full of lies going

to THIS DAY! MEDIA HAS

NOT REMEMBERED TODAY!

THIRTY EIGHT YEARS AGO

ON THIS VERY DAY!

One more time fourth estate shows

THEY ARE USELESS IN A

DEMOCRACY!!!!!!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

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2011-11-22T08:43:00.001-08:00

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HI FOLKS,

WELL I'VE BEEN OUT WORKING SINCE 5:00 AM THIS MORNING DRIVING CUSTOMERS TO THE AIRPORT AND LISTENING TO THE NEWS STATION ON THE RADIO THE WHOLE TIME, UPON COMING HOME I TURNED ON THE NEWS ON TV AND LISTENED TO IT WHILE READING MY MORNING PAPER, I THEN TURNED ON MY COMPUTER AND READ THE AOL NEWS BITES, WELL I HAD TO SIT BACK IN WONDER AS I REALIZED I DID NOT HEAR ANYBODY ON THE RADIO OR TV OR DID I SEE ANYTHING ON THE COMPUTER TALKING ABOUT THAT TODAY IS THE 38TH ANIVERSARY OF THE ASSASSINATION OF JOHN KENNEDY THE 35TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

I GUESS COMING FROM THAT ERA IT WAS A MAJOR EXPERIENCE FOR ME TO REMEMBER AND I AM JUST AMAZED THAT NO MENTION OF IT WAS EITHER ON THE TV, THE RADIO, THE INTERNET AND NOT EVEN IN THE NEWSPAPER TODAY. ALL I CAN SAY IS SHAME ON THE MEDIA IN THIS COUNTRY TO TOTALLY IGNORE A PRESIDENT WHO WAS ASSASSINATED AND DID NOT DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES.

WELL HOPEFULLY SOME OF YOU HAVE REMEMBERED THIS DATE IN HISTORY AS IT IS ONE THAT SHOULD BE REMEMBERED.

MAX

OH WHAT A WAY!

2011-11-22T08:37:00.001-08:00

OH, WHAT A WAY!

To have to start day,

early morning news is

pretty sad by the way.

Good morning news is

Chubby Checker twisting

to a medicare tune!

Someone still asking did

we really go to the moon?

Any foot prints of runaway

Knife, Fork or Spoon?

Some believe they really did

jump over the moon! While

"our" economy goes into ruin!

Where will stock market be

by noon? Twenty Twelve is

going to bring social ruin!

GLOBALIZATION will not

be for Alice's kids a boom!!!!!

OH, WHAT A WAY!

It's Tuesday, just one more day!

I have never taken time to pray,

just too busy keeping away from

becoming prey! Today is foggy

all around San Francisco Bay!

Sky is breaking up with clouds

streaming away, now to think of

numbers I want to play today......

Barry McChangky QUACK!

"CHANGE"

2011-11-22T01:39:00.001-08:00

CHANGE!

That noise in your pocket!

CHANGE!

When you put new bulb in

the socket!

CHANGE!

When North Korea or Iran

develop long range rocket!

CHANGE!

What never happens in our

political elections!

CHANGE!

Idea in your mind that never

gets passed neighbors inspection!

CHANGE!

When guns are carried to store

and not to firing range!

CHANGE!

What you do for your baby, better

not say maybe!

CHANGE!

Arab spring turns into second winter!

CHANGE!

All revolutions have a splinter!

CHANGE!

Those charged with change run from

responsibility like a sprinter!

CHANGE!

Is that SOMETHING you really want?

Barry McChangky QUACK!

I WON'T BE HERE.....

2011-11-21T05:31:00.000-08:00

I WON'T BE HERE,

NEITHER WILL YOU!

That's how politicians got

us into this economic stew!

Even Bobby Dylan can't

afford to sing in blue!

That your broke for two

years is not new to you!

I WON'T BE HERE,

NEITHER WILL YOU!

Just Alice's kids who just

don't know what to do!

Everyone still searching

out their due, find it only

in form of morning dew!

Rich getting richer and

there is more than a few!

Middle class has dropped

other shoe and now have

only weak unions that do

not have a clue!

They won't stop and start

world for me or you!

All that is left for me and

you is to catch latest round

of flu! REMEMBER!

PAULSON AND BUSH

REALLY REALLY KNEW!!

Wanted to steal social security

fund to hide war, pay for old

people's medicine and then on

US SHUT THE DOOR!

POLITICIANS DON'T HAVE

ANY CLUE! Would turn Alice

into old lady living in a shoe!

OCCUPATION only one standing

up for me and you..........

Barry McChangky QUACK!

I'M A LATE............

2011-11-20T16:28:00.001-08:00

I'M A LATE

BLOOMING

BABY BOOMER!

Not here to spread lies,

maybe a rumor.

POLITICIANS are on

our economy a tumor!

So what has brought us

late blooming baby boomers

to this point? Where ball will

not fit into designated joint?

Who really has power to anoint?

Don't know but is that the point?

I'M A BABY BOOMER!

THAT'S NOT A RUMOR!

MANY WHO WENT TO

VIT NAM GOT AN AGENT

ORANGE TUMOR! NOT

CONJECTURE OR RUMOR!

Your 401k will not be

as they say, to so many

that is dismay!

Watching social nets be

taken away, leaving old

to just decay!

How many times can a

politician say nay and

still go to church to pray?

Is consumer based economy

no longer the way...........

Barry McChangky QUACK!

OH, IT'S HEAD.....

2011-11-20T07:49:00.001-08:00

OH, IT'S HEAD

ROLLING TIME!

HEAD ROLLING TIME!

Sacrifice demanded to

pay for that crime.

Who's head will be cut off

and put in sling, then given

HELL OF A FLING?

Will be found on the road

with Bob and Bing!

OH, IT'S HEAD ROLLING

TIME, YES TIME TO ROLL

HEADS INSTEAD OF DICE!

Poor judgement comes with a

price, run with K Street vermin

and will have lice! So who will

cut tails of political mice? I am

sure it is more than thrice!!!!!

"We, the People" paying price

to believe it would pay off by

Wall Street if "we" were nice!

Don't have money for small

pizza so family shares a slice!

and rain has begun falling

outside my window......

Barry McChangky QUACK!

WATER!!!!!!

2011-11-19T09:32:00.001-08:00

WATER!!!

WHAT HAPPENED

TO OUR WATER??

Sooo much great water

just north of our border!

$$$$ ONE, TWO, THREE

DOLLARS FOR WATER!

Cheaper but not drinkable

just south of our border!

Bottled in PLASTIC to stay

longer for The Hoarder!

Wasted to clean nostrils of

The Snorter! and of course

used to wash floors by porter!

WATER!!!!

Your mortgage and home are

UNDER WATER!

Used most efficiently by

THE WATERBOARDER!

Five baths a day by daughter,

wash away blood of slaughter!

Want to find out if there is a

shortage of water never ever

ask a reporter! For media not

even a recorder!

WATER!!!!!!!

Every where you go,

everywhere you stay

around San Francisco bay

THERE IS WATER!!!!

Don't matter if your shorter

entitled to some water!

Better give a damn when

"THEY" BEGIN TO BUILD

NEXT DAM! Price of water is

like energy, a REAL SHAM!

Why isn't desalination focus of

answer to those with shortage

of water when OCEANS ARE

TOO DAMN HIGH?

Barry McChangky QUACK!

OH SATURDAY MORNING....

2011-11-19T08:15:00.001-08:00

Oh Saturday morning

with sun blaring down,

gives one a smile and

lose morning blues frown.

Is life so good that you

and home will not drown?

Does it matter anymore who

is going to wear presidential

crown, if it is a GOPer it may

be Clarabelle the Clown!

What picks you up when down?

Seeing sixteen year old daughter

leave home in white wedding

gown? Have feeling you want to

move on to next town......

With energy so high who can see

USA in their Chevrolet?

Who will keep Chinese at bay to

slow our economic decay?

How do "We, the People " plan

future with inflation at door

waiting to take it all away?

SOME ONE WILL HAVE PLAN

YOU SAY? Hey! Hey! Hey!

Eight o'clock Saturday morning.

Sun brightly through front window

telling me not a day for mourning.

It is time to support OCCUPY!

Time for all to get fair share of

Alice's apple pie..........

Barry McChangky QUACK!

AT THE AIRPORT!

2011-11-18T08:59:00.001-08:00

Went to catch plane at

Newberg International

Airport and got put on

a bus! AT THE AIRPORT!

Plane's flapps would not work!

That's when life at the airport

turns into sport! Low level

knuckleheads get to hold court.

AT THE AIRPORT, AIRPORT!

So I ate a magic cookie......

Watching sun go down and on

fellow passenger's faces get tort,

"Sorry passengers but no plane

today, won't be getting back to

San Francisco bay! But we will

put you on bus to LaGurdia and

maybe home TODAY!

This is The Cheap Price Way!

Bus driver really, really knew way!

Drove The Bronx Tao way!

So I ate another magic cookie.....

AT THE AIRPORT!

Where consumer battles are fought!

AT THE AIRPORT!

Hold self together to think good

thought! AT THE AIRPORT!

Went to Charlotte and made local

stop, got off for food court.

AT THE AIRPORT!

Loaded new passengers and me!

Sitting aisle in last row, maybe spot

for a crow! Food serving steward was

always on the double, lesser person

than me would give him trouble!

Started to feel like I was being treated

like Barney Rubble! To keep myself

out of trouble I ate another cookie.......

Last one off plane and could feel drain,

just discomfort but no pain! Flying time

was good and returned to sane. No big

deal to living in the fast lane! Nice

welcome home weather without rain.

But I ate last magic cookie, anyway!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

SOUND BITES, NUMBERS AND...

2011-11-16T08:05:00.001-08:00

Every morning begins with

sound bites, numbers and

fluffy news!

Entertainment numbers

that never sing the blues!

Smartest guys in room still

looking around for clues!

Can't retire even though

you paid your dues!

Have two kids but money

for one pair of shoes!

Which one gets bad news?

Morning began with usual

sound bites, numbers and

fluffy news!

Sports entertainers sending

out from tall ones message

is "we sues!"

Bet your daily number then

pray from church pews!

Italy, Greece and all the rest

still trying to hide really bad

news! Why are those at the helm

allowed to snooze? It's cheaper

to drink when bringing home booze!

Occupy on way to next stage..........

Barry McChangky QUACK!

LIVING IS EASY.....

2011-11-16T06:17:00.001-08:00

Sleepy damp morning up in

Catskill mountains.

Last day for me of "LIVE!

DEAD RACING!"

Problem is too many are

pacing and placing!

Life here in Monticello is

what it is, very tight margin

if owning own biz. Some

keep trying but will fizz,

not enough money around

for strawberry fizz!

Tomorrow will get on jet

back to San Francisco and

just take winter slow.

If I trip Seattle is only place

to go......

Barry McChangky QUACK!

RAINY DAY.....

2011-11-15T05:49:00.001-08:00

It's a rainy day in Monticello,

will be raining on this fellow.

Chris to meet me today and

will hear what he has to say.

Do more watching today,

but will bet anyway.

Life is easy and wet.

Life is pretty set just don't

get scooped up in net!

GOP candidates are far from

being first rate. Ideas do not

come or arrive real late.

What will knuckleheads do

to our state?

We,, the People are looking

at horrible fate! Congress

has failed to this date!

To fix economy is too late!

WE all will be fishing and

cutting bait! Like island

people waiting for next crate!

Way to live but not great!

WORLD IS FULL OF HATE!

Occupy movement needs to

CREATE NEW STATE!

To start over is never too late...

Barry McChangky QUACK!

"LIVE DEAD RACING!"

2011-11-14T06:57:00.001-08:00

Monday morning arrived

under cloudy sky.

No frost this morning and

joint made mouth dry.

Joints don't ache but

I am far from spry.

Last walk was short

and to say otherwise

would be a lie!

Live Dead Racing at

Monti oval today!

Will I win or lose to

that I have this to say,

"Been gambling for half

century and live same old

The Bronx Tao way!!!

Handicapping is fun when

finding horse that will pay!

STAYING IN GAME IS

ALL I HAVE TO SAY!!"

Live Dead Racing has come

again today! Will I bet mare,

gelding (ouch!) or The Grey?

Like to bet speed but never

know if it will go all the way!

Sometimes after race drivers

get into a fray! Accidents do

happen and can only pray!!

Monticello Super Eight is

where I stay! Will be on jet

to San Francisco on Thursday!

Barry McChangky QUACK!

ANOTHER SUNNY DAY.......

2011-11-12T05:10:00.001-08:00

Here I am having

good time, here in

Monticello where

all is really mellow.

Seeing good people

at track to say hello.

Where they have great

pizza and Chinese food

but terrible jello. and for

sure no one plays cello.

Ran into John Stubis who

is one happy fellow. Also

Turn On the Fawcett was

LIVE on the scene......

Bet with "The Guys" but

not our day, but have no

complaint to say. There was

"one knucklehead" who was

very adamant about some

thing but was so, so wrong!

Try to save him face but gave

up after not too long. Told all

in room that he was as sure

as one pushing a broom!

All he had in arsenal was

conjecture and ability to assume!

Spent childhood having parents

sending him to room! Has big

smile full of gloom and around

corner don't see doom! When race

goes other way..........

I will give it another try this day,

while remembering back home

and San Francisco bay.

On trip so far have seen decay, life

can be very in your face that way...

Barry McChangky QUACK!

WHAT A SUNRISE!!!

2011-11-11T04:09:00.001-08:00

Here I am!

Up in mountains

called The Catskills.

Big, big flame in

eastern sky

from behind local

mountains.

Four days on the tracks,

always good to be back.

Monticello really empty,

with snow birds on their way.

I am living just fine the Bronx

Tao way! A week will be my stay

and then again go away....

Barry McChangky QUACK!