ON CRAIGS LIST,,,,,,,,

In listings from good, old  Craig's List, was an ad that  caught my eye, " ONLY!  BARTENDING POET! need  apply!" I could not believe  my very own eyes!!!!    E-mailed the listing while I  readied for some listening!   "Oh mister Owner! Let ME  be your poetry donor! Have  poetry that allows for the  mingle along with drink that  allows a tingle! Generation  doe not eat Pringle, unless  they want to remain single!    OH, MISTER OWNER!  Poetry that gives Mary and  her little lamb big boner,  look at person next to you  and want to later phone her!   OH, MISTER OWNER!  Let me spill some beer,  spread lots of good cheer  and make all feel like there  is some one who knows their  name! Let them all have good  time while Barry teaches what  it be not to blame!    HEY, MISTER OWNER!  I'll say my poetry for you,  make sure you make your due,  work until morning dew and  go back from where I grew!  HEY, MISTER OWNER!  Half this job designed for me,  but I like being whom I think I be!  Sorry to take all your time but  for free you got some rhyme......          Barry McChangky