I AM THE BAR POET.......

Had this wonderful dream  just the other night, woke up  thinking it was out of sight!  Not about politics to left or  the right but just to focus on  this very night. Let me help  light up your night while we  are siting and drinking here.    Say hello to this bar poet!  Don't have to think I know it!  Can be a ham or a halibut,  just keep all from the snake pit!  I will write bar dweller a poem,  how one is admired and fit.  I will listen to their woe and how  they broke that silly little toe and  let them know, "you are a good  person after all!"    I won't sing them a song for I  am not the piano man but I do  have a plan! Make regulars all  my fans while irregulars want  to get in, wondering how much  fun if they pass me a fin!  You don't have to go to ATM  and remember what is my pin?  Stay on that stool and keep on  being cool and I will introduce  next act, "Ray O'Sunshine the  Pole Dancing Fool" but ladies  keep you mitts off his tool!  Plenty more like him in the pool!    I am the bar poet!  For steak dinner and bottle  of red I will be well fed and  will have another wonderful  evening at the bar....        Barry McChangky