"They" have changed rules,
now need new look like Lady
Sings The Blues. You are to be
further punished with a cruise
with Candidate Ted Cruz! You
will be in the news!
New outfits you will be wearing
will have Ken and buds staring!
Will travel to "emerging nations"
to show how much you care!
While wearing clothes with flair!
May do commercial with good old
Smokey the Bear! Jump into ring
with WWWrestlers on a dare! NO!
Can't do it bare!
Did you think joining a lobby was
like taking on new hobby? Did your
"smile" take you extra mile? Heard
CIA/FBI/Homeland Security have your
mold shape in secret file? Do you have
"Lewinsky Advice Channel" on speed
dial? World can be cruel, instead of a
limo send you a mule............bet you are
a shiksta that never goes to shule.........
Barry McChangky QUACK!