NEVER BET WITH TWO HANDS...........................

 Saturday

 in the house

 must have been

 August twelfth.

 Racing coming from

 Saratoga and Arlington.

 End of day I bet a ton

 but day turned out to be

 not much fun. Caught my

 man Dylan at $66 to win

 but still not end of day winner. 

 Woes of the sinner............

 Turn page and another race day.

 GOOD MORNING GUAM!

 LOOK OUT FOR NORTH KOREAN

 BOMB! Prez says "we" will be there

 to save the day, Mighty Mouse on way!

 Has been happening for longest time!

 What is different this time? Time for 

 politicians to do "the mime." Today

 in Virginia north and south went at each

 other in the street. Not the heat but smell

 of enemies defeat. Marching hurts "de feet!" 

 I'm from The Bronx and firm believer in

 "the conspiracy!" Russia, North Korea

 and "our prez" into lunacy. Look away

 from Russia at North Korea while turning

 health care plans into dismay. Does not at

 all look like it's going our way............When

 will you attend church to pray..............

 Tomorrow SARATOGA with one hand......

  Barry McChangky                        QUAVCK!