SITTING AT A BAR..........................

 Found myself sitting at a bar

 in beautiful San Francisco. 

 Time of day or night does not

 matter for I have no watch or

 calendar. Lady sits down next

 to me with smile, says hello.

 After a couple of rounds of

 red wine she says that her

 occupation is "writer of 

 fortune cookie messages."

 I had to ask, "what was your

 greatest to you line you ever

 wrote." She smiles and says,

 "Every disaster brings a new

 opportunity." and giggled.

 Mighty fine line I said. Did you

 also forecast lottery winning

 numbers. "Yes, but my batting 

 average sucks." Do you spend

 any time handicapping horses?

 "Not my school of thought."

 Now I'm trying to figure out an

 immediate disaster that can be

 my "immediate opportunity. I

 asked next question over glass

 of wine from second bottle of 

 fine red wine and she said, "well

 of coarse dine for a five coarse."

 Bet she could eat a horse after

 day on the golf coarse.........

 That could become an expensive

 question. Just one more lover's

 question an answer to I would like

 to know..................

  Barry McChangky                QUACK!