TOUCH ME!

TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME!  Please let me fly  today!  Touch me! Touch me!  Do what you will with me!  If it gives you a thrill then  take whole hand full but  just don't rub or pull but Touch me! Touch me!  If you find a pickle my first  name must be Dill, to get on  this plane already paid my  bill but Touch me! Touch me!  Never did I feel it this way,  by the way where honey do you  stay when not earning this paltry  pay? Can I tell you about this  pole dancer I know named Ray?  In his sleep cries, touch me! oh  touch me!    I have yet to see the plane but  they already touched me, yes  touched me! Is this really  some place I want to be?  Why do I need I.D. in land  of the free? In end don't mind  being screened as long as they  TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME!   Reach down in my crotch  and TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME!  Why take a chance, go ahead and  again TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME!  Makes me feel safe and free when  they TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME!  don't you agree?           Barry McChangky