SHA BOOM, SHA BOOM!

SHA BOOM, SHA BOOM!  Life is a reality, not a dream.  Get morning choice of milk  or cream, life is so good can  make one scream!  Life is not a dream, sweetheart!   But you knew from the start,  always took leading part.  Always stood apart hiding away  your heart, sweetheart!  SHA BOOM, SHA BOOM!  Last night who starred in dream?  Were you prancing on high beam?  You look all ready for commercials  with eyes that gleam, better keep  day job sewing up that seam!  SHA BOOM, SHA BOOM!  Morning nonsense with Charlie Rose,  mistakes cleverness for good prose!  Comes on with face that belongs at end  of a bar called Cheers and jumps right   into "This good morning's fear!"   Taste so much better with dark beer,  eating meat of bar-b-qued SMOKEY  THE BEAR! Two female teleprompter  readers ready with a tear, cream cheese  is a much better shmeer!  SHA BOOM, SHA BOOM!  Here comes poverty, election and doom!  Need witch with strong broom, to sweep  away garbage and make room. PEOPLE   you can no longer assume, that rotten  smell is not perfume! There are more  than two choices! Honda or Rolls Royce?  LISTEN UP TO THIS VOICE!!!!!  VOTE NONE OF THE ABOVE PARTY!  Then relax and party hearty!!!!!          Barry McChangky    QUACK!