DOW JONES IS BACK.........................

 World leaders worried about

 falling apart of economies but

 DOW JONES IS BACK!

 Hey now, DOW JONES IS BACK!

 Ran out and sold 401k's and lost

 money because you worry, never

 listen to tout named Murray!

 Hey now, DOW JONES IS BACK!

 But are YOU in the black? 

 Are "your" kids heading for Iraq?

 Is attention focused on getting

 your hands on "her" rack"

 HEY! Would you rather have money

 or that young thing you give no slack?

 Do you invest without looking back?

 DOW JONES IS BACK ARE WE ALL

 OUT OF TROUBLE? HEY NOW, DOW

 JONES IS BACK! Went to sleep with

 thoughts of what you lack and media

 screaming "your retirement is under

 threat of "another" attack! Watched

 your wife spend on crack when all

 went off track! After thirty years on job

 released for being "an old hack!" Are

 you told to keep "your hands off my

 stack, Jack?" WORLD MOVING ON

 AND YOUR LOOKING BACK!

 DOW JONES IS BACK AND WE ARE

 OUT OF TROUBLE! HEY NOW WHY

 LOOK BACK? Thought you were all

 done with drugs but took double whack

 and your family won't take you back BUT

 THE DOW JONES IS BACK.........

 WORRY MONGERS DESERVE GOOD SMACK!

  Barry McChangky                           QUACK!