SCAM MASTER BLASTER!

 You didn't know it but

 that mild mannered bank

 manager is under thumb of

 BANK SCAM MASTER BLASTER!

 Winner of contest is first to open

 new illegal accounts faster!

 

 Today at Washington hearings are

 being held and senior bank official

 came out swinging tears and told on

 this committee there are no cheers!

 Lookout baby time for fear and tell

 your honey dear to cut down on beer,

 Investigation is getting near and end of

 BANK SCAM MASTER BLASTER!

 Six thousand $12 p/h workers are fired,

 top executives with parachutes retired!

 By this will Alice's kids be inspired?

 Bankers can make anything swing, to

 include chicken with meatless wings.....

  Barry McChangky                     QUACK!