THIS IS TOO TOO FUNNY....................

 Good morning out there

 in world of Alice getting

 ready to change guard at

 The Palace of Malice. In

 front of us three parties

 that are very callus. 

 The Dems headed by

 Pants Suit Hilary and all

 that secretive baggage.

 Although running against

 guy who takes swipes at

 himself Hilary baby can't

 pull ahead.

 GOP got slop in The Donald.

 Who did he dance with at the

 hop? Understand in junior

 high school failed shop....

 Then there is The Media Party.

 It is "they" who gave birth to

 The Birther Issue! Transparent

 as Dollar Store bathroom tissue!

 While world and small town Alice

 are living horrible life in strife and

 fear of driving under influence of

 every beer on way home to wife

 and kids with no new news when

 life will get better on the skids......

 

 I'm going east before arrival of well

 known winter beast. Looking to make

 my bankroll expand like yeast in bread

 where I learned "The Betting Spread."

 Put that Humis on the bread and spread!

  Barry McChangky                   QUACK!