Spent morning working
out pick 4's, finding a
solution with resolution.
Made bet after gathering news,
Now I'm singing the pick 4 blues.
Checked possible solutions.
using handicapping institutions.
Turned information into clues,
now to decide how much to lose.
Looking at four races put me through
"The Handicapper's paces!" Dressed
and ready, even tied my shoe laces.
Looking at computer screen full of
professional handicapper's faces!
Was sure I touched all bases, made
an argument in all cases. Now to use
my personal graces. Made my bet!
Wondering if I'll be singing those
pick 4 blues.
Bet fifty four dollars, spreading it
over four races. Losing bet is no
disgrace! FOUR WINNERS! in a row!
More than a parlay it should show!
WINNING TICKET PAID $14.54......
Tell me, tell me how that makes sense.
LOST THIRTY DOLLARS WINNING PICK 4!
Now I'm singing those pick 4 blues..........
Barry McChangky QUACK!